What's so rockin about classic hits?
No, we have two choices now: Listen to the watered down "classic hits," which might include Abba and Elton John mixed in with a little Zeppelin or Hendrix; or Deal with the overly distorted, headache-inducing screams of Disturbed and Five Finger Death Punch while you're waiting to headbang to "Back in Black" or airdrum to "Tom Sawyer." But there is no more in-between. It's either "Mellow" by Olivia Newton-John or "A Warrior's Call" by Volbeat. And you might just get lucky enough to hear a couple of the all-time great rock-n-roll songs in any one music set.
When I lived in Tallahassee the first time, 1986-2006, I always had Gulf 104. I knew that I could tune to 104.1 and get a heavy helping of Ozzy, early Foreigner, Aerosmith, Rush and Led Zeppelin. Then came the bit heavier 106.1 in the 90's, playing more Ozzy, Guns'N'Roses, Motley Crue and Yes. We actually had TWO classic rock stations battling it out back then. It was great! But that was before the deregulation of FM Radio and the buyout of every mom-n-pop radio station from Maine to New Mexico. So long diversity. Say goodbye to Album Oriented Rock, where you might actually hear a B-side that was better than the big radio hit.
What the likes of ClearChannel did to radio was dumb it down. Find the lowest common denominator and cater to that. Then they sterilized every local market, giving us Bob FM from Miami to Minneapolis, and stripping Programming Directors of any personal discretion. They would now play the plain vanilla corporate playlist. I know, I worked for ClearChannel when they moved all of the Tallahassee-owned stations into the John Knox Road complex.
When the powers that be decided Classic Rock wasn't generic enough to suit the masses, they toned down the hard rock and replaced it with soft rock. You may have still wanted "Black Dog," but you were getting "Band on the Run" a million times in it's place. Which reminds me, remember the request line? For those of you under 30, we used to be able to actually dial up a radio station, talk to an actual on-air DJ and request our favorite songs...then wait umpteen hours until they got around to playing it.
Now that I'm back in Tally, I can still tune into Gulf 104, but it's not the same. They even call it Classic Hits now. That means, what once had some balls, is now metrosexual and lame. No offense to any gender ambiguous guys, just saying the music has been neutered. I don't like it.
Am I the only one who hates the new format?